hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

(via blazzzzinup)

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

(via you-are-not-michael-clifford)

salmondiesdefeated:

Complains I want cuddles and when I get offered them I’m to lazy to get out of bed 👌 classic me haha

bitterxbitch:

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

(via xxjediguardianxx)